ok im not crazy or anything... but please be serious if your going to answer because its really starting to freak me out.
ok l get like these weird fluttering noises in my ears.. the first time it happened it was like a minutes long but now sometimes its like only 5 seconds at the most. its only in one ear and l know its not a bug because its been happening for like 8 months now. and l dont hear like a bug crawling in my ear. please l wanna know what this is.. help!

Go to an ear,nose,throat specialist (these are all the same doctor), and he/she will tell you EXACTLY what it is.

Good luck...

Have you ever thought that you could have a small piece of dried wax in your ear,that can cause a weird noise in your ear as it vibrates on your eardrum, go to the chemist and get a small bottle of olive oil, put a few drops of this in your ear, if it is wax it will sort it out if it is not it wo not do you any harm.Try it you will be amazed.
If you have no discharge or pain in your ear you are unlikely to have an infection or anything seriously wrong.

It might be something called Tinnitus or there might be liquid inside your drum. Have a doctor check your ear.

go check with your dr. but if you have tinnitus, you might try some ginko biloba. l have tinnitus as well and thats what l take. takes the noises away.